You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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