hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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