I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
