your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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