But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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