his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Is it penis luge time yet?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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