I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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