ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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