i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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