Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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