I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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