doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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