We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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