Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
