That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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