I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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