can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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