if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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