she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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