i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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