I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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