what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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