she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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