No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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