if you like me you must not know who I am
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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