Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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