is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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