i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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