People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i think my cat just said my name.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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