Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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