I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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