morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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