we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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