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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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