why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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