who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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