She's JV to your varsity
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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