Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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