dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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