How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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