they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So apparently I’m into choking now
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