Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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