Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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