No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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