She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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