I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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