Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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