But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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