super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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