there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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