I'm really into asian looking animals
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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