i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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