Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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