1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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