Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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